Sebernya ... cewe itu mahluk yang paling susah dimengerti. Sekalipun gue sendiri seorang cewe! Setelah bergabung dengan temen2 hornet yang mayoritas Cowo, gue jadi sedikit banyak tau tentang perasaan cowo ketika harus ngadepin cewe! Dilain pihak, gue juga tau gimana perasaan cewe ketika harus ngadepin cowo! ... Ternyata ribet ya? ... ini gue dapet dari salah satu temen gue, dimana ini beberapa kata yang diungkapkan oleh cewe ke cowo dan arti yang sebenarnya dari Cewe. Mungkin nggak bisa disamain, tapi ... emang rata2 seperti ini...
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
kalo gue biasanya ngomong Whatever!, itu berarti gue udah males argue!
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Kalo yg ini gue nggak pernah (sepertinya) soalnya gue nggak terlalu ribet untuk dandan... n gue orangnya juga rada2 tepat waktu kok!
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
Biasanya diikuti dengan pandangan mata nerawang, ... ihick gue banget! soalnya kadang2 gue gak tega ngasi tau yang sebenernya... padahal.. akhirnya gue tau bahwa itu bahaya banget!
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
Mungkin sama dengan terserah atau Whatevernya gue!, seakan nggak peduli, padahal jengkel banget kalo dia sampe ngelakuin! aduh... yang ini juga bahaya banget! bisa bikin perang dunia ketiga!
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
hampri sama deh sama yang diatas!
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Emang ternyata... sering kali ce tuh pengen jadi misterius, padahal dalam hati pengen di korek-korek juga!
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
TRUE banget!
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
kalo gue biasanya ngomong Whatever!, itu berarti gue udah males argue!
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Kalo yg ini gue nggak pernah (sepertinya) soalnya gue nggak terlalu ribet untuk dandan... n gue orangnya juga rada2 tepat waktu kok!
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
Biasanya diikuti dengan pandangan mata nerawang, ... ihick gue banget! soalnya kadang2 gue gak tega ngasi tau yang sebenernya... padahal.. akhirnya gue tau bahwa itu bahaya banget!
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
Mungkin sama dengan terserah atau Whatevernya gue!, seakan nggak peduli, padahal jengkel banget kalo dia sampe ngelakuin! aduh... yang ini juga bahaya banget! bisa bikin perang dunia ketiga!
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
hampri sama deh sama yang diatas!
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Emang ternyata... sering kali ce tuh pengen jadi misterius, padahal dalam hati pengen di korek-korek juga!
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
TRUE banget!
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